This is the best\worst webpage... in the world... ever!
 Extra Extra
JJs web page kicks ass
...Even God agrees
 
This is my incrediebly kick ass web page as you can see. Firstly a hey to:-Mum    - Old, grey and lovely
   Rich    - Ha, Ha, Ha
   Het    - Gorgeous
   Pid    - pid in pants
   Tom    - Member of the 'Bleachy boys'
   Alix    - Mardy
   Bren    - Ginner
   Hawley  - He's horny, horny, horny, horny so horny
   family    - zzzzzzzzzzzzz!
   All at KC  - preach it baby
   and finally me Dad for helping with production of this!!!

This also it would not be possible if I hadn't been influenced at a young age by my...                 ...Green Day CDs
 

 
 
My Family
Take a look at Uncle Geoff's Birthday card
My House
 

 

AAAAAH! This web page is overloading me aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Green Day, Stereophonics, Third Eye Blind, The Simpsons, South Park, Dodgy and Warehouse all SUCK...

...NOT!

 
 
 
Still to come,  south park...
 
 
My life story
AGE               EXPERIENCE
0.      Born 21st October 1983 in Mill Road hospital, Liverpool
1.      Move 2 Sheffield - fall on head explains rest
2.      Discover legs ARE useful
3.      You don't expect me to remember that far back
4.      My 4th birthday
5.      My first day at Greystones School, AAAAAh mum lies*
6.      Finish therapy for past trauma
7.      Suicide works
8.      No it don't
9.      Tries suicide again kill brother Bob
10.    Discover Green Day
11.    Girls are stupid
12.    Hormones kick in
13.    MMM she's fit
14.    What the hell am I doing this for fat ass?
15.    Just you wait and see!! i'm after YOU
*Okay darling I am just nipping to the post box back in a tick
no she wasn't
 
JJ's Words of wisdom
"The only nation you should have pride in is your imagination"
"It only takes one tree to make 1000 matches
it only takes one match to burn 1000 trees"
"you don't back a horse called striding snail,
you don't name your boat Titanic II,
you don't call a plane the flying Roman
'cause the Romans always walked and never flew"
 
 
ALBUMS OF THE MONTH
 
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THIRD EYE BLIND semi charmed life                                                            STEREOPHONICS word gets around
 

THANKS TO:-
The Far Side, The Simpsons,  South Park, Green Day,  Third Eye Blind, Stereophonics, Mum, My family, Dad, God And finally  the Woodtheives for thanking IONA for thanking them on their album.